Proud to support the bid of my landlord and editor Richard Heller to become the first Anti-Chancellor of Oxford University MM My...

Donald Trump may have carried 31 states. You are not one of them. You are the President and Commander-in-chief of your Republic. Keep it...

For us in the UK, Greenwich Mean Time is back. Do, please, pretty please with lots of cheese, support my campaign to rename it Greenwich...

When life gives you nothing but hard cheese,  be proud that  you never whined over the rind.   If you get the blues, make  them...

We cannot all be meteors. Some of us are planets, planetoids and even satellites. But none of us have to turn our backs on the Sun,

Calm. Calmer. Karma.

Everything in a mirror is past. Only a window can show the future.

Kindness is a tip we leave for destiny. Oops! I like this one so much that I've done it before. You were all very kind not to point this...

No one flunks the school of life. You may get held back a year or even two, but you will still graduate and sometimes with extra credits.

Kindness is a tip we leave for destiny.

Every life is a key with a lock ready to open.

My landlord Richard's site is still down so I'm lending him space again for his latest song against Donald Trump. I have heard him play...

She can have as many cats as she wants - this mouse is with Kamala Harris all the way. With all my relatives behind behind her she will...

Life is a sentence with extra time for good conduct.

Life is a stopping train not an express. It is never too late to get out at an interchange

The destination of your destiny has been changed. Please wait for further announcements

When this snap (nearly used a rhyming word) election is over, I am ready to work with any ethical cause, or ethical supplier of products...

Your past is your movie. You have director's cut.

I have started a new political party because I think the country needs it. The National Kindness Party. It's for anyone, human, rodent,...

A dozen zithers plucked together are no match for the sound of heartstrings.