An optimistic offer!

When this snap (nearly used a rhyming word) election is over, I am ready to work with any ethical cause, or ethical supplier of products or services to create a "feel-good" factor among its followers or customers. Heaven knows, none of the parties can offer this, whichever ones win! I will supply your very own, bespoke motivational maxim and give you a unique personal endorsement. Interested? Tell me on through mortimailcheese@gmail.com and I will put my people in touch with your people