You are serving a life sentence on the sands of time. Are you just going to lie there or make a castle?

When you’re in a hole, think of all those behind you who have not even made it to the green. However bad your lie on the course, it will...

I am in talks, and not just talks about talks, about making the most pithy and popular of my motivational maxims available on a wide...

Apologize for one of my fallow periods, just when we most need optimism, but happy to loan space to my landlord Richard Heller's take on...

Happy to loan more space to my landlord Richard Heller to reproduce the speech by the Tony Blair character in his 2005 Beckettian drama...

A full house of memories  will always beat a flush of success – except for those who played it straight. Your life will sometimes be...

My landlord and editor Richard Heller hopes to create a coalition of the willing to mock Dotard Trump on his (still) forthcoming state...

Spring is here: take a gamble on a gambol.   Spring is here: every worm has its turn.   Spring is here: it lasts longer when you share it.

Your dreams are an architect’s drawing. You have to lay the foundations and put up the scaffolding.

So it's your fiftieth birthday? Raise some L!

You are your own work of art. You don't have to join the dots or paint by the numbers of anyone else.

Your birthday may be over but you still have 364 re-birthdays left if you want them. And you need not wait four years to leap.

You are an egg. You may be a good one or a bad one, but even in a bad one parts of you are excellent. No one will know that you are a...

Your mind is a hotel. You are the owner and manager. It’s your right and duty to keep out obnoxious and threatening visitors.

Cut All Low Moods Cherish All Light Moments

My story, composed with the help of my poetic friend, kafkaa roach, in the year when four reindeer left Santa for better-paid jobs in...

When rage and misery become your 'new normals' start an exercise programme and work on your abs.

The milk of human kindness curdles only when you chill it.   You are the captain of your soul. Your first mate may know better, but you...

Proud to support the bid of my landlord and editor Richard Heller to become the first Anti-Chancellor of Oxford University MM My...

Donald Trump may have carried 31 states. You are not one of them. You are the President and Commander-in-chief of your Republic. Keep it...