Stand by for an important announcement

I am in talks, and not just talks about talks, about making the most pithy and popular of my motivational maxims available on a wide range of high-end furnishings. I am not talking about the usual T-shirts, hooded tops clothing, keyrings, and other clutter given away as promotional items to customers of flagging firms, whose manufacture is usually outsourced to some low-wage economy way Out There. No, I am talking of sumptuous furnishings of exquisite design, sourced totally within the United Kingdom. Even the silk will be spun by British silkworms gorged on hothoused British mulberry leaves. These furnishings will create such insensate demand in the United States as to defy the most crazed of Dotard Trump’s tariffs. Do not even think of buying other sumptuous furnishings of exquisite design until you have browsed the Mortimerch catalogue. Why, if you give other s f of e d as a wedding present the couple will think you do not like them.