Deriders On The Storm

My landlord and editor Richard Heller hopes to create a coalition of the willing to mock Dotard Trump on his (still) forthcoming state visit to the United Kingdom. Here is its anthem

Appendix   An anthem for Deriders On The Storm

Deriders on the storm

Deriders on the storm

We’re going on the stump

To put the mockers onto Trump

A witless rambling fool

The new Lord of misrule

Deriders on the storm

His mouth is bigger than his brain

He’s just betrayed Ukraine

Agreed to share the lootin’

With his partner Vladdy Putin

He won’t find out his loss

Until the Putin double-cross

Deriders on the storm

He says he’s sent by God

He says he’s sent by God

He met God on a date

To make America great

He posed at God’s right hand

But it was just a one-night stand

Deriders on the storm

He always takes his chance

To do his shakedown dance

He sells another scam

Then takes it on the lam

On fire go his pants

With support from J D Vance

Deriders on the storm

We’ve begged him come and stay

And really make our day

The whole Great British nation

Will bathe in adulation

Our King inside his castle

Will entertain this … moron

Deriders on the storm

And with special reference to the Donald Dirge – the nationwide chord of E minor.

Deriders on the storm

Deriders on the storm

We’re giving you a note

So will you use your throat

When he starts his great big speech

To put it out of reach?

Deriders on the storm. Deriders on the storm. Deriders on the storm.

No fade out this time but crescendo and remember the note: a big E.