Three new Mousetivation Maxims

When life gives you nothing but hard cheese,  be proud that  you never whined over the rind.

If you get the blues, make  them Shropshire’s.

Don’t be cheeseparing. Show you’re cheesecaring by cheesesharing.

I am available as an endorser (and taster) for any blend of cheese unless made by a donor to Donald Trump.