When life is nothing but woe, woe, woe, that's the time to say "Whoa!"

If a troll gives you the needle, cut him out of your thread.

Anger is finite, joy is unlimited. If you waste anger on things you cannot control, you may have none left over for things that you can.

"I'm never angry with you, only with things you say and do."

A smile dissolves more problems than any solution.

Even when you don’t have any bread, you can still be on a roll.

If Fate really wants to give you a kicking, why do the job yourself?

The Universe has three parts. One is Matter, the other is Anti-Matter. But the biggest part is Doesn't Matter.

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One beating heart can melt the thickest ice.

For your New Year's Resolution, why not give up giving up?

It's one step from DARK to DARE, from GLUM to PLUM and from WHINE to SHINE.

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Memory is a cosy on the teapot of time.

The past is our teacher, not our jailer.

Tears are the soul’s lawn sprinklers. But don’t keep them running!

Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag. Then check it into a locker and throw away the key!